I blame Funko Pops and the inexplicable popularity of Ready Player One.  

This feels like a particular issue with Warner Bro.s, who have a habit of throwing ip at the wall/smashing it together with no real grasp of what makes their individual properties special.

I was a 90s kid. When shaggy punched bugs bunny it felt like i got punched by corporate America. Fuck this whole thing so hard.

Sometimes writers need to dig deep into their big bag of language to come up with the perfect polished phrase to express a guttural/emotional idea, and sometimes words like “cheap and shitty” convey exactly what was needed with poetic simplicity. Thank you, Zack. It all does feel more than a bit cheap and shitty, all…

need to see footage of the fight scene side by side to make my own conclusion. i guess i just feel sort of annoyed because i clicked all 50 hyperlinks in the article and didn’t even see a still shot from the movie.

Really, though, what’s any of this going to do? The Supreme Court’s going to overturn RvW, women across the country aren’t going to get access to the care they want and/or need, and the five Justices along with the entire Republican party and a couple of Dems don’t give a shit about how many people are in the streets…

I chuckled.

Killed 10 people, still taken in alive.

And it's not like anything is going to happen to her anyway. There are no consequences anymore. 

If they're grifting on behalf of kids, isn't that a good thing? Like Robinhood for babies or something?

Couldn’t somebody sue her to death for defamation? 

Now what I would love a blog post about is if they ran this tool through their own employees and leadership. Would be more fun to see how things are skewing in who they employ and who they have in leadership positions.

Oh, the only joke was that last line, and even then...

It’s literally mapping out diversity the exact way they map out Pokemon stats. Only that’s insane because what the hell constitutes a zero? What counts as point to raise a characters score on any of these metrics? Who is deciding what value to assign for each of these, and how does that not inherently cause them to be…

I’ve got to admit, I’m less offended than I am just feeling a combination of disblief and hilarity. The idea someone actually deliberately designed this blows my mind.

The whole “executive team is forgoing salaries” is a bit of a smoke screen. The CEO makes $400,000 year in salary but over $2,000,000 in stock.

I wondered how long it would take for consumers to sour on their business model of buying used cars and charging thousands of dollars more than brick and mortar dealerships. Carvana is the Ticketmaster of used cars.

343 Just doesn’t seem to learn. Why does everything always have to be “we’re sorry - we’ll make it better”

Halo 3 and Reach had barely any DLC and it was mostly just maps. those games were entirely propped up by the incredibly good community features which allowed anybody to make new maps and multiplayer game modes. if you want a multiplayer game to last a long time that’s exactly how you do it.

Pity freebies are pitiful.