Hey Milk, my man. I’m glad you have the enormous amount of time in your day to troll the grey comments on The Root looking to find comments to project your fragile whiteness upon. People who speak like that to strangers on the Internet are assholes regardless of race, so don’t worry I definitely was not speaking on…

On behalf of stupid-ass wypipo, I would like to apologize for this. I’m not even American and this shit day in and day out makes me regret how many of my melanin-deficient cohorts decide they’re entitled to act.

I would use Costco online more if their prices and selection were any good on there.  At least in Canada, Costco online has more or less no food or sundry staples and everything else is 50% or more expensive than it would be in-store.  It’s more like it exists to actively encourage people just to brave the crowded…

For some reason I have a false memory about this coming to the Nintendo Switch too.  Apparently I imagined it, maybe I was thinking of Rime or something...

Woman Attacking Officer with Stolen Taser Yells ‘I’m Pregnant!’ Before Being Shot, Killed by Police*

All in time, my child.  And the truth will be revealed in Star Wars Episode IX.

Neat

Duh.

Pretty good list, District 9 definitely deserves a spot, though.

You should have the “too expensive to make” comment featured in the article instead of the new more diplomatic one.

That’s what I would like to know. There is literally no context given at all and there is a big leap between “mall cop randomly grabs child” and “police officer detains someone who committed some manner of crime”.

Just Google “blobster” (instead of globster) — these kind of things show up all of the time and have a number of unfortunately pedestrian sources.  Always neat to see if not to smell.

*sigh* *opens wallet*

Seems like the kind of game that would be potentially nice to have on the Switch.

Around about when Robin was revealed I had already had enough.  I main as Marth and I would give him up to have all of the FE characters moved to their own damn fighting game already.

There seems to be very little rhetoric on either side for what would most benefit the public using these services. Yes taxi drivers used to make house-buying and kids in college money, but that was at the expense of an unreasonable and unsustainable financial burden on the riders.

*phones wife* Honey? Hold my calls. Mike’s back! ... What? On Kotaku. That game site I read literally most of my waking hours? Yeah. Well just can you-... Yes, no I did that already. Okay, well just- Mike’s back!!

BOMBERMAN, WHY YOU GOTTA BE A TROPHY, YO??

Oh hells yeah! Basically triples my interest in a game I was already planning on purchasing. Who needs Fallout: Rust when I have this?

I thought “this looks like The Witness, except good”