Speaking of unhealthy Ellen Page obsessions, I'm guessing Cage didn't watch the movie "Hard Candy". Her performance in that film... no, the entire film... made me nervous to ever date or be attracted to a younger woman again.

I drink your milkshake!!!

I drink your milkshake!!

Honestly, I think pretty much any combination works. The more time I spent wasting in character creation while trying to get on, the more I began to suspect that it's "Planet of the Apes Online".

He's got some Jack Nicholson qualities to him as far as his voice and some mannerisms go. He seems intelligent, is capable of planning a big heist (even if he has no idea what the "thing" is), and isn't afraid to talk to strangers (although he never says anything nice at all hahaha).

Doesn't stop me from treating him…

ABSOLUTE FAVORITE PEDESTRIAN ENCOUNTER: I was running down the street and came across a woman that looked like Lara Croft from the Tomb Raider reboot. I stopped, thinking I'd snap a picture. I mean, in the 30-odd hours running around, this single AI pedestrian was more attractive than any stripper, beach bunny, or…

I was playing as Trevor, about to walk into a clothing store. Someone started talking shit and shoved me into the store and then started following me. Got a message that the store was now closed, and next thing I know, the cashier and the pedestrian are throwing down MMA style while I slowly back out and make my…

Hahaha I'm a paramedic student now, and I have to admit feeling guilty for stabbing the shit out of two of them for no reason. Okay... I thought they were cops :)

Hahah yeah, Trevor is pretty quick to judge. The only people that I think he's really taken a liking to are his newfound scooter buddies. For LIFE.

Well... there's those scraps of paper collectibles to solve the mystery. But I doubt I'll ever find all of those on my own without the help of the internet or a guide. Same with flying under bridges, stunt jumps, etc. Too much to do in such a large area. On the other side of that argument - I really think that 16…

Honestly, Saints Row 3, Sleeping Dogs, and even Test Drive Unlimited all had songs that I owned and loved from bands I follow, while introducing me to new artists as well. That's the big one for me - when I won't get out of the car because I have to hear the song out, and eventually end up checking out more of their…

Oh - two things that I'm curious to hear some opinions on from other people about the Dexter finale! The first is the most controversial, with him appearing in the last frame with that dead eyed stare into the camera. Tens of thousands of people are screaming "WTF now he's a lumberjack?!?!" and I obviously think it…

I'm with you on that. I enjoyed all of the seasons, but there were some that were far better executed than others. I think a lot of it has to do with the showrunner leaving after season 4 to work on Homeland (amazing show!). Same thing with Walking Dead - they lose their showrunner every year, and it makes me…

Hahaha they really do. It was probably the funniest half hour of gaming so far. When I swapped to Trevor he was either singing the scooter buddy song, or chasing some guy around with a "it puts the lotion in the basket" kind of vibe haha. So I set a checkpoint to go do something, and he comes across the blue blip…

I was reading and scrolling down as the whole "Grey Matter" just a name contribution and "Heisenberg" being the brains of the operation clicked on like a light bulb, then got to your comment. So uh, thank you for saying it much better, saves me a lot of time! Haha

**DEXTER SPOILERS** ..just sayin.

I think that having both "Dexter" and "Breaking Bad" end at the same time has made us a lot more critical of Dex. The main characters are on a completely reversed path of transformation - Dexter is a killer from day one, but far from human. And if you're not on board with that, you…

It's legit. My Trevor drove a drunk guy to the top of a mountain and sold him off to a nudist cult for $1,000. Then everyone was an asshole to him (well, one guy invited him to his BBQ). So of course, because Trevor, it's camera selfie time. The next one after this link is a little more NSFW haha. I ended up…

This is one of the only games I've ever played on "Hard" the first time through. I absolutely understand the concept of wanting to enjoy the story without repeating checkpoints, pointless deaths, learning spawns, etc. To be truthful, I'm a busy guy with Gamefly and a lot of the time I'll just get a game and play it…

Didn't have as much time to gather all the jewels as I would have with a better hack - I think someone else mentioned Michael quipping that "he shouldn't have hired a hacker that can't use an anti-virus" lol. Still, I had enough time to grab all the jewels and get out, and that guy will level up for using him, with…

I made a contact as Michael that gave me an option for the hacker - think it was from the LifeInvader mission maybe? Anyway, Michael made a comment about him not being as skilled but seemed like he was ambitious so I read into that and brought him along. It was a shorter time to collect the jewels (I did the quiet…