MrJagermeister
Mr Jagermeister
MrJagermeister

I can tell you that I'm training to be a paramedic, and I feel completely guilty for stabbing the shit out of three of them for no good reason. Okay, it's because I thought they were cops. :)

Don't fold, all in!! And the thing about Louis C.K. and George Carlin is that you probably did see the act, but didn't remember it being a comedy bit because they're just talking common sense to a crowd. The absurd thing is that's comedy. I'd throw in a Bill Burr but I'm too much of an asshole to look up a clip.

And import stats and saves via Social Club or something. I think the #1 difference that the next gen would bring is to GTA Online. The more I explore the game, the more I think that 16 people are nowhere NEAR enough to play with. There are places on the map that I'll probably never see after a year of playing. I

I wanted to recommend your post twice. Also, noticed the name - can't wait to see NIN again in October!!

I like your response to this the best. We're a culture of people that have had such technological innovation that it's almost overwhelming. We're so interconnected that if you're hooked up to social media, and use it like some do, you know what a person decided to wear that day, have for dinner, how their workday

Hahaha yeah, I agree. I had some fun with the old man in AC3 at the homestead, too. He was glitchy :) I wish I still had the video uploaded from RDR because it cracks me up. I titled it "Red Undead Redemption" long before any word of the zombie DLC, so it ended up with a ton of views and comments that I got the

My Trevor got thrown right the hell out, hahaha.

Bonnie earned my respect the moment she took me in, nursed me back to health, and gave me work in the company of her family. *POTENTIAL LATE GAME SPOILERS*

Hopefully everyone reading this post has beaten this game by now, but just in case! When Marston's wife and family returns, for some reason I found myself in the

I mentioned this in another comment, but I really only noticed it during the opening intro (I installed both discs). I thought it was something they'd have to patch, because my experience was FAR worse than the video. But I really haven't noticed it at all in game after that. I'm going to uninstall the play disc

Yes, this is the intro sequence. I'm playing on the special CoD black console edition (if that matters). I try to install any games that seem like they'd benefit (load times, lag, etc.) and so I installed both discs. When I saw this intro on mine it was *FAR* worse than the video. As in, the boat is in the sky,

My Michael has a shaved head and a Spartan beard. He looks (and sounds) like Max Payne 3. So Franklin got the bald head beard combo too. And Trevor.. uh... I almost had a trio of epic bald bearded men. But Trevor has a unique face, and his beard makes him look like a Santa Claus rapist. (Which fits his

I really wanted Brink to be what it was hyped up to be. There are so many features that I truly hope other games adapt (from traversal, to class based objectives, opening alternative routes, rewarding team mechanics, submissions, etc.)

My beef was that the single player was the same damn thing as the multiplayer. And

@Finduswokki, I'm not going to tell you that your opinion is wrong. But I will suggest you give it another shot. The game opens with John Marston's back against the wall, being forced to confront the man and gang that shot him down. In the cutscene afterwards, he says he was trying to give him a chance for old

Hahaha, I haven't played the series (although I've heard of the difficulty many, many times). Pretty sure that when your NOPE moment pisses you off so bad that you go and write a song and put a video together to share with the world, it's a big one, lmao. Good stuff.

Yeah, I have no idea what's going on there. It's like he's winning and losing an argument with himself that he doesn't know he's having. Plus cat food?

Hahahahah! Wonder if Riddick offers tea and cake, or death?

Great performances all around and the true story behind "Pain and Gain" made it that much better. Especially Johnson. I actually watched "Now You See Me" a second time last night, and it stood up a little better than the first time I saw it.

I enjoyed the hell out of Pain and Gain. Dwayne Johnson seems like he's a genuinely fun person, and his agent gets him great roles. I was completely surprised to find out that it was a Michael Bay movie when the credits rolled, haha. (I did like "The Island").

I'm guessing that there's going to be a ton of used trade-in consoles at Gamestop when the next gen launches. And discounted copies of TLoU. Personally, there are very few games that really really get to me. I'd buy a PS3 just for this one. I played it on hard the first time through, and put a lot more hours into