Kinda missing the Louis Cole album, but you’ve got DJ Kosi Kos representing my home town so I’ll forgive y’all.

I hate to be that person, but that’s not a hay bale.

None of them are British or German though.

A true icon lies about offers he hasn’t received...

So my buddy who told me that someone registered a GT in our county didn’t lie. Still wondering why he had German plates in the first place.

I always know we’re doing something very wrong if I have five golds.

All modern music is based on Western music theory which has roots pretty much everywhere but Africa.

Wait, am I stupid? Doesn’t the article say outsold in Europe, not Germany? Contrary to popular belief, Europe is not a country.

“Boat crash”.

The last one is the best.

I knew I heard his name before. Just leaving this here:

Last time I’ve checked, killing innocent people was frowned upon in Germany. You know, stripping persons of their right to live and stuff.

Just to end up in jail? Don’t know if it’s worth it.

I love how salt has a best before date here in Germany.

Too bad the actual music is synthesized crap.

“vielen Dank”.

Don’t just resist. Fight back. Take back your country, by any means necessary.

Still a Bora.

Yeah, no. Why would BMW use imported steering wheels?

Too bad he’s got a last name as a first name.