I wear my nerdosity on my shoulder with pride. If someone thinks lowly of me because I like to discuss third party games sales on Nintendo systems at intricate levels or the merits of tailoring games towards a console's specific demographics, then – BY GOD – fuck those people. Fuck them right up the ass if they…

This is a great idea. Now publishers will just hire professional writers to create positive stealth reviews on the site. Since, naturally, Kmart (and whoever else adopts this idea) will choose from the best written reviews, well...

Great. Now we get to watch 4 DoubleFine games be ignored by the public die.

That's it. I'm buying a pair of yellow socks. Maybe then I'll be as successful as Shigeru Miyamoto.

Ok, don't anybody tell them about Bowser's Castle!

That headline is going to have the pedolice knocking on your door, Plunkett.

I love my iPad. In spite of that though, it's hard not to respect Miyazaki's opinion on this matter, regardless of what I think. He is a genius, after all.

@yamatosword:

Wii is easily my favorite console this generation. I don't tend to like the kind of 'cinematic' games that the PS360 get, nor do I like sports games. The Wii has the most "game" games than any other console, which is what I look for in a gaming system.

Something about this art style bothers me. I usually love these kind of 2D visuals, but something about these just strikes me as... off kilter. I can't put my finger on it.

Edit: The original headline was a poor choice of words and a cheap shot to people who did nothing to deserve it. Though the metaphor in the lede is apt. Thus the headline change.

As someone who lives in Cleveland... well... whatever. We're used to being shit on, be it sports, politicians, the economy and jobs... take your pick and Cleveland sucks more than anyone else at it!

I'm actually interested in this now. I was expecting a more typical JRPG experience, but this looks a lot more action based.

@Jus in delicious.:

I don't think he's in the right part of the country for that. I don't think there are too many game studios in New England in general. It mostly seems concentrated in the south or west coast.

If it's free, then that's great, obviously. If they want me to pay for it, then screw it. Just release a 3DS phone instead.

It's kind of sad that so many people think this will be and/or want this to be PSN and XBLA. It speaks volumes as to how much they think it's actually worth.

@tralfaz23:

Haha - WOW. Fuck you, Kotick.

Oh, and the heat. THE HEAT.