It’s like seeing the back of Darth Vader’s scarred and bald head in Empire Strikes Back.

Why would Edgar Wright make another Cornetto film? The trilogy is complete.

And what’s going on with “Part 1" thru “Part 5?” All parts are identical instagram posts, just with a different image. Just like his “music,” it’s all hype and bullshit.

DJ Khaled is 100% hype and zero substance. Dude is so fat he can lose 20 pounds and nobody can tell.

Doubling down on being a homophobe. Bold.

Man, what a hot take. You couldn’t be more wrong.

STAHP.

I can’t erven.

Hot take, bro.

All right, I’m a gray so I might never get a response, but here’s my question:

I have iOS 11.2 (beta) and the Calculator works just fine.

I had an ‘85 Civic Si, but I owned it in 1998-99. It was way used, I bought it without a title for some dumb reason. That dumb reason? Love. I was in love. I bought it from a college friend of mine for $1000. The engine shit the bed after I owned it for 11 months. I took me 7 months to get it titled. I remember the…

It’s a shame that Binary Domain isn’t backwards compatible. I’d definitely revisit it, only $5.00 at GameStop.

Goddamnit. So there’s no chance this movie is going to be good.

Give me a break with this bullshit.

I found T.J. Miller’s recent standup special to be pretty mediocre. He’s really only funny and interesting as an actor, when he’s following direction and reading what’s been written for him.

Sure sounds like Paris Jackson has got it all figured out. Oh, she’s 19 and has had everything handed to her her whole life? And she’s super full of shit? Cool, got it.

Bobby, you’re hilarious. Now kiss.

Yeah, I’m just figuring this out. Super lame. I’m on 10.11 something. I’d be interested in the remaster, though. It’ll be ironic if I can’t run the remaster on my seven year old MacBook Pro, however.

Because smoking weed makes you cross-eyed. Ok...