Your bedroom?

Don’t hold your breath. It’d be awesome, but it won’t happen.

That’s a shame about Sophie Turner and Tye Sheridan. Oh, well!

Irony!

Eleven was a pretty good character. But ultimately an easy character to play. No dialogue. Millie Bobbi Brown the person seems insufferable. Her Chase commercials are terrible.

So, how much did Disney pay io9 and Lussier for this advertisement for their expensive new theme park exhibit? If it wasn’t clear that Lussier is a paid employee of Disney, it now is crystal clear. This wasn’t an article, it was a commercial.

It’s pretty obvious that the effect they’re going for is his character is perpetually under water, even when he’s on land, hence the floating hair. It’s like a distortion field.

Hey, another typical Germain Lussier review of a Disney movie. He can’t quite bring himself to say it’s bad, even though there are bad elements, a lot of them, but the sheer awesomeness of the few good parts balances the equation. I wish my job was so easy! You’re doing a great job, G-Baby.

Looks funnier than The Orville by a country mile. Sorry, G-Baby.

Sure sounds like Paris Jackson has got it all figured out. Oh, she’s 19 and has had everything handed to her her whole life? And she’s super full of shit? Cool, got it.

Oh, you really got me there! Or maybe no one has heard of it because the author was dumb enough to stubbornly title his novel with the same title as a previously published Robin Cook novel. But hey! It was a Hugo finalist! I mean, it didn’t win, but close enough, huh? And the Hugos really mean something nowadays and…

Why, do you assume we won’t have a discussion here ever again? Too busy climbing Everest? Or some other fantastically manly activity you have no proof of actually doing, and have no real way to prove it. You’ve only got your wits to rely on around hear. But you have a nice life, too, I guess. Although you already have…

Get over yourself, macho man. #1 it’s a fictional story, written by a person. It’s a fucking story about alien habitats and aggressive alien life forms, about people who are clearly not expecting to encounter what they find and are not equipped to handle what happens. It’s called “drama.” #2 None of the people…

Sure, it was a problem with her acting.

The last time they put a GoT actress in an X-men movie it was a total disaster. Hopefully this isn’t history repeating itself.

Hopefully Magick doesn’t have that retarded-looking sword in the movie.

Yadda yadda yadda. Cool story, bro. Good thing Ridley Scott doesn’t make documentaries about your life. You just post on io9 between white knuckle rescues, I guess.

Gee, I wonder why no one has ever heard of “Blindsight.” 🤔

In real life? In stories you’ve been told? In your own life? Sometimes people think cucumbers taste better as a pickle. What’s your point?

Holy shit, dude. Learn SOMETHING about human nature. The theme of Prometheus could literally be “make God laugh, make a plan.”