Well, it is an issue #0, not a #1.

Oh, well. You're missing out on a few great games.

It's either too early, or that first sentence is an ouroboros.

How about no more new jack beetles, and do a new Carmen Ghia instead?

Blood on the dance floor.

It's not terrible. Mrs. Fahrenheit and I saw it today and we both liked it a lot. It's gorgeous, fun, goofy and takes a lot of risks. It's got visuals Interstellar wishes it had thought of. It's not super duper serious, but so what? Take the stick out.

I thought "Bang Bang" was about getting cummed on.

Yes, definitely.