Fuck Mike Trout.

You know you’re on a sports website that used to regularly feature actual bears on Fridays, yes?

Why are these fucking Crossfit things always named like they’re some kind of military op that’s about to get cocked-up?

His defense of what he did was “Sorry about the people I hurt, but this guy said unkind things to my friend, so I had no choice but to throw a dolley at a bus full of people”. His actions ended up putting him in a cell overnight, he’s in the process of being criminally charged, and will be sued by all of the fighters…

Obviously, those of us reading this article don’t know if the correct call was made because we can’t see a different replay angle, but if the review team did see one and it shows that the runner was out, I don’t see how anything about this was “bullshit.”

It’s almost like people are complex and contain layers!

“I have literally no idea what this means.” - Atlanta United

Bro, they’re airbording!

Ok good. It needs to be established that this crap isn’t tolerated, especially in what amounts to be the first real foray out of the niche market for competitive video games (at least when it comes to the amount of publicity this league has gotten).

I mean, he doesn’t go to Louisiana Personal Foul.

Jesus, the assistants that agreed to terms w/ the understanding that JMcD would be the HC have already signed their contracts. They’re now locked down to a shit team with no Head Coach, and a smaller hiring pool. Regardless of anything else you think up this point...What a complete fucking shit-bag thing to do.

I think there’s a difference between rooting for a team and feeling like you are a part of the team’s success.

Do you really think you’re a part of the Pats?

According to Buckley, it sounds like Reimer needs a come-to-Jesus moment. Unfortunately, everyone named Jesus in Boston has already been reported to ICE by their neighbors.

Toucher & Rich?

Im convinced none of those people know the Eagles are in the Super Bowl

Wait, what happened to the Ducks?

You know, I get that it’s good sport to crap on the Niners.

We hate you because you are 53 years old and you say things like,

It was an absolutely clickbaity, worthless article.