Fuck off.

The fuck you is because Simmons is literally complaining about anonymous sourcing in the same article!

I see it took you exactly 20 minutes after he posted to think of your “reply” on a Deadspin message board that nobody looks at. Seems you’re closer than you think...

To be honest, I have tons of work to do, with school starting back up next week I am WAY behind. Deadspin is an excellent way to avoid doing it.

I have it on good authority that the bartender at PF Changs is black, and that Mark Davis, after his fourth appletini did in fact offer him the job. Negotiations broke down only after Davis couldn’t get the bartender to be his best friend in the entire world as well.

Nirvana’s version of “Man Who Sold The World” from MTV Unplugged is fantastic.

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hahahahahahahahaha

The Seahawks are a dirty football team. NFL fans are worthless pieces of shit. And the sky is blue.

Probably mistook him for a sea gull, and those things will eat anything

Don’t judge me, man. I’m just ‘bout this pun-ey.

I legitimately can’t believe that Dominic Moore is still playing.

As we all know, it’s usually a cheap shot to mention the various Jewish lobbies at work on the Hill, but a simple survey of congressional votes on any issue pertaining to Israel or Palestine usually ends up with such scores. So, clichés aside, their political clout seems to somewhat exceed what could be extrapolated…

first season prediction: they maximize myriad robust synergies whilst simultaneously leveraging pre-existing yet forward looking infrastructure methodologies. also, lose a lot.

Maybe he’s an atheist.

Gawd, we’ve discovered the annoying US soccer fan...and it’s you. congrats on being insufferable.

He was asking for it

I went to high school with Joe! (Or Joey, as locals consider his father to be THE Joe Harris). He’s from a small Eastern WA town and everyone there roots for the Nets since the Sonics are no more. He’s a genuinely good dude and I am proud of him!

And we still have your team. Hahahahaha

There's a chance - and bear with me here, I'm just saying there's a chance - that you may be taking this too seriously.