The RPO* is a hard read for any QB, but in this case, he’s gotta tuck it and run.

The doctor expert on twitter predicts no fracture expected but ligament damage (MPFL) is expected too. Surgery is on table — “Most patients with patella dislocation start to feel better within a few hours of the relocation. However, rehabilitation will take at least 8 to 12 weeks to successfully rehabilitate and…

Expert humblebrag

This one’s a classic.

That’s the great thing about deadspin. All of us dork-ass nerds read all the way to the last paragraph and just quietly resented Redford instead.

(TIL that ‘Gianni’ is the Italian equivalent of ‘Hans.’)

The Tenth Kicker sounds like a dystopian YA novel that is luckily only 30 pages long.

Are they sure it wasn’t for dealing meth?

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

Yet another reason you don’t take advice from Kenny Rogers.

The last vestige of the Sonics is gone and I no longer have to actively root for this team to eat shit every year from now on. Today was a good day.

Saved from getting swept? It’s game one and the blazers led wire to wire. We aren't surprised in Portland.

I grew up in Milwaukee, and have lived in Chicago, Los Angeles, and Denver over the past 17 years . I always get tickets to see the Brewers whenever they visit the city I’m living in. Hands down, Dodger Stadium is the scariest place to wear the visiting team’s jersey.

I think maybe speak for yourself on the whole disdain and disgust thing. I don’t know anybody who would describe the M’s with that language. Also the tunnel is FREE, does not have reduced capacity, and it’s way faster to get to the stadium now. You skip all of the downtown traffic. And from everywhere else, there is a…

And after doing a search online, I’m seeing that you must be using the 25-man roster payroll number from Spotrac. Which is great, except it leaves off the guys on the disabled list (including their starting third baseman), who account for another $28 million in salary!

And you'll tell anyone you can about it any chance you get.

Fuckin Lebron-tards.

A much longer video is making the rounds that shows a much greater amount of context:

Funny, that’s how the old East German Women’s Team did it too.