Was this after Castro went........there? JFC Joe’s breaking down before our eyes.

I think it’s become my fondest wish that, one day, Trump goes to say “fake news”, but he only manages to get “fake ne.......” out when he suddenly starts convulsing and drooling wildly and strokes out on the floor with all the cameras rolling.

I wonder if Trump realizes that every time he denies something like this, everyone sees it as confirmation that he did do it.

Shut the fuck up, tomato.

The point that the Dems were, after being told there would be no votes taking place, attending memorial services honoring the heroes and victims of 9/11, which to be honest is what the NC Republicans should have been doing, and likely would have been doing had they not concocted this sleazy scheme.

I think you missed the point.

I wonder if he ever met Meghan McCain’s dad, whose name I forgot

Wait, Rudy Giuliani was the mayor of NYC during 9/11? THAT Rudy Giuliani? He should mention it more often, it really could be a key part of his brand. 

I’d argue Jason is more pleasant. If you’re not some punkass kid who does the drugs and sex he’ll leave you alone

Rudy Giuliani looks forward to 9-11 like Jason Voorhees does Friday the 13th.

Now that’s not fair. All Trump’s sources have names. John Barron for instance. Not a real person, but hey, he’s got a name !

I have reached out to the RNC for comment and will update if I hear back.

Christ. Tragedy binds disparate peoples in common purpose because nothing unites like a threat from the outside. This is a very basic fact of the human condition.

That FOX wants to take one of the few events in our history that most Americans were able to unite around in some fashion (I was old enough to vote in the…

$1400 to rent a bunk bed? The dystopia is real.

He’s probably wondering why he can’t nuke the homeless.

Yup. I mean the kid made Deadspin, for crying out loud. That autograph will be gone when he forgets to take it out of his pocket and his mom throws his pants in the washer.

And his hat stolen

Kid’s just lucky he didn’t show up in Philly with the wrong jersey.

Which would you really rather have when you grow up?