This! Drobo made my life hell for a while. They convinced our IT group that their hardware was a great fit for out new datacenter for content hosting. When it would see too much traffic (not overloaded, just higher load levels), it would piss the bed and spit out random drives. After the 2nd or 3rd time, we started…

So much for work today. I'm working from my home office. There is a large container of Lego next to me. I can no longer resist the urge to build something.

This is why I like the UConnect system in my Ram. It frustrates you into waiting to make a call later.

Even worse. Detroit.

A half-track painted in dayglo orange and neon pink tiger stripes with a bed full of garbage that is blasting avril lavigne dubstep remixes over a 12k watt stereo. It offends your senses of sight, smell, and hearing and is theoretically useful and fun but really isn't in most cases.

You people are silly. They should just make a Michigan law for other states.

I love how they describe Michigan's law as "weird". It may as well be non-existent, because we just drive however we want.

Cue joke about lonely women and people eating people.

As it's been explained to me, diesels new and old will make more power when you add more fuel. After a certain point, they will start to blow smoke. It eventually gets to where you stop gaining power and are just blowing fuel out the exhaust. The new fancy emissions equipment diesels use can cut down on this, but…

There are three things you need to know about Michigan drivers:

I'm guessing this is more what he was thinking about.

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I'm fat. Me + leather = rolling accident as everyone gouges out their eyes.

This is due to Pontiac closing. The head of Ferrari secretly loved the Firebird. When Pontiac closed, all hope of it coming back was lost, so he took matters into his own hands. An unfortunate translation error at the factory is causing the results seen above.

For me, it would be a Dodge Ram. Not the most exciting vehicle at times, but there are a ton to choose from. You could take the Power Wagon into the woods camping, or use a diesel 3500 to trailer a heavily modified SRT-10 to the track. You could even go back through the years to find some fun classic models to play…

Bah. You're letting the facts get in the way of a mediocre joke.

Cadillac may have revolutionized screwing, but Morgan maintains a proud tradition of banging.

I have to agree. I like to think of it as a car show, but then I remember that my Grandmother and her friends all get together each week to watch it, and realize that it is more than just cars.

I can't wait to see someone trick it into printing "LOL Butts"

I've seen a new high end Mercedes sedan around here with everything chromed out on big rims. The dude driving it is always in a tux with name brand everything. The plate? "HUMBLE" I'll get a picture sometime, but I'm usually too busy laughing.