I lucked out when I bought my office. It came with an attached bathroom and 4 room dog house. It also has detached storage for the dog’s transport. Thankfully my dog lets me crash on the couch once in a while as long as I remember to bring treats.

Living nearby, I only have two things to say:

I’d vote for Plastidip for now. I noticed they had classic car colors at the local Pep Boys last night. Hemi Orange would be a big improvement over the camo.  

I’m thinking that the U-Wing is really an Ugly. In the expanded universe, usable components from crashed or damaged starfighters would be combined into various combinations to get them flying again. This was done mainly by pirates and poorer communities. It makes sense that a possibly doomed mission might be given the…

I had something similar happen once (random puddle on freeway plus bald tires. I was dumb). I ended up steering into it before I fully realized what was happening. Back end went back and forth 5-6 times as I roped it in. I’d like to credit video games for my epic save, but it’s really due to me going maximum dorifto…

Were the standard cab test results too scary to post, or are they not worth testing?

Captain Slow

A few years ago, I was driving south into Detroit (ooOOO SCARY!) in a Cerberus-era Chrysler product (double scary!) on balding tires (madness!) during morning rush hour traffic (oh the horror!) doing 80+ mph when I felt a push on the side of the truck. Suddenly I'm staring at the cement divider, still pacing traffic…

It's a tie between two rentals. The first being a Dodge Caliber, the second being a Chevy HHR. The Caliber smelled like a new trash can, and the CVT kept trying to kill me with random downshifts to remind me that torque steer is a thing. The HHR was just a gutless wonder that felt like I was prodding a sad old man to…

The trans in my 2010 Ram died at roughly 35k miles. It was fixed under warranty and so far it's been ok (at 44k miles). The 5 speed Hemi models from 09 until I think 2012 when the 6 speed dropped are a bit dicey IMO. Some people have no trouble ever, and others have multiple failures. A lot of it goes with how you…

If you plan on getting stupid drunk, replace the Ford Granada with a Reliant Robin.

Not bad. My Ram currently averages 38.6 MPG in mixed trolling.

A couple things come to mind as being particularly dumb, but I don't think I really rank up there with some of the other stories I'm reading.

Good! Focus on those fools while I use the 30gb drive in my Ram to steal the entire world's supply of music!

It's unfortunate that most people will only ever be able to afford the base model without that glorious V8.

I've never seen a guy get so excited about a condom breaking...

Here's a small one compared to what I usually see.

Not trolling, just an improperly researched opinion based off of experiences here. I just looked it up, and was surprised to find that it is illegal here in Michigan, though apparently there was an amendment made that leaves it up to an officers decision whether or not an object is blocking a drivers vision to…

If we could just go ahead and make hanging crap off your mirror illegal, that would be great. The hot new trend around here is for women to hang large crystals off their mirrors. I can't count how many times I've been blinded by those stupid things reflecting light in my eyes. I'm sure it's not much better having it…

This! Here in Michigan, the highway speed limit is just a vague suggestion. If you aren't doing at least the speed limit by the time you need to merge, everyone involved is gonna have a bad time. I usually get on at about 10-15 over just to make sure I'm keeping up with the slow lane.