Are the oncoming lights seemingly brighter than my own, yet aimed in a manner that prevents them from coming close to being in my eyes like a high beam would? Yes? I must show that driver my own bright lights! FLASH FLASH FLASH!!! WEEE!

I wanted something fast yet useful, so I got my Ram R/T. It runs mid 13s, gets 20mpg on the freeway, and is seemingly completely invisible to the police. Best of all, I can go have fun at the drag strip, and pick up a complete living room set on the way home. It might not be practical, but it's damn fun.

I'm interested to see how this goes, but I have a feeling that it will be hard getting some teachers to adjust. I have several text books on my iPad already, and none of my teachers will let me use it because they assume I am just goofing off as soon as they turn their back.

Donks. Nothing says you be big ballin forizzle like a pair of twinkity twanks on yo bubbizzle, dawg.

Not necessarily. The controller in a 3.0 drive can send data at a faster rate, allowing it to more easily utilize all of the bandwidth available in a 2.0 port. Most 2.0 drives are not able to do this, or at least get as close.

I love my 510! It's my back-up mouse now, but it still works as well as it did on day 1. Best mouse ever!

He should spend the off season distributing iPods to Amish children. Not sure why. I think I just want him to go irritate some other group of people for a while.

I go to costco and stock up on ramen noodles and pop. That way I can hide inside until the snow is gone.

Pack bed with snow, throw cans of pop/beer into snow, roll down windows, drive somewhere.

Not a bad list. I currently desire two of the ones listed, and though my current truck is a small full-size, but I've driven mainly mid-size trucks (Dakotas) previously. I've been in IT for 5 years now. Like others have mentioned, I think my next vehicle will be something with little to no computer involvement.

I loves me some F40. It all started many years ago when when I was but a wee lad. A flatbed pulled up next to my Mom's car at a red light. As it pulled away, on the back sat the most amazing vehicle I had ever seen. I had never seen a Ferrari before that, and I have yet to see one as nice since.

Give them a box that big and heavy, and they will probably just drive through your fence.

NO! This is NOTHING like Zooey. This thing is more like a fat ugly ginger. Some might find it attractive, but it has no soul.

I've been in IT for 5 years, and drive only trucks. I have no interest in one of those fancy gadget stuffed tin cans. If I didn't love this truck so much, I'd be tempted to find an old 70s/80s truck to fix up and drive.

Ugly with a capital UGH.

I was all set to come in here and make a joke about BMW paying to move me to Lake Forest, but I had to make a detour because my arrow-to-knee warning light came on. My doctor said it was just gas, but I crashed after my leg stopped working.

That helicopter is fun, and surprisingly durable. I bought one at a local store for $30 during Christmas, and it's been fun to play with. I would just never trust myself with a larger one since I have a bad habit of flying into myself.

Often seen on a 4th gen Ram forum I visit:

This is why I avoid the more "upscale" areas. I can't stand hipsters and snobs. Other than that, it is a beautiful place to live. I think it's one of those things where you need to spend time here to properly understand why it is so awesome.

With any luck, the apocalypse would take pity on me, then allow me, Katy Perry, and Scarlett Johansson to repopulate the earth together after everyone else is dead.