Wait a minute. Main story?

Now I'm curious to see what my actual frame rate is. I'm playing it maxed out at 1920x1200, and my hardware isn't exactly new. I almost never see any stuttering or lag. It auto-detected to high, and I bumped it up from there.

They used the 1.3% on the 98.7% ? I think someone in the police force has a sense of humor.

Feel your fire? No thanks, but I think there's a cream for that.

I wish I would of thought to submit the "Mixing Bowl" from Metro Detroit yesterday.

I like everything but the front bumper. It just makes it look like a bully trying to act tough while wearing orthodontic equipment. You know you should be scared, but you can't help but laugh.

I hate to say it, but I like it! When gas goes stupid again, this would be on my list of small vehicles to look at, assuming my plans of becoming an oil sheik fall through.

Thanks for reminding me of the madness I will see when the first white flake of doom falls here in Michigan. Everyone will go dumbtarded and drive 2mph, yet still manage to hit each other.

This is why I went for no-shave November instead. Far less maintenance required. I also get to look like a hobo for a month!

I suddenly feel like a little girl again.

I wonder if I can finish my bachelors degree, get my masters, and land a 6-figure paycheck before these hit the lots...

#AmericaFuckYeah

I want it shaped into the form of a Hyena, just so I can yell "WHO'S LAUGHING NOW!" as I bite it's head off.

Can't wait for this! I had hundreds of hours logged in Morrowind on my Xbox, and at least as much in Oblivion on my PC.

As long as they don't put the dang i4/i5 from the Colorado in it, it should do ok. The looks aren't bad, but wearing that name tag means it has a lot to live up to in comparison. Having spent several years driving the previous version, I must say it was relatively fun to drive in nice weather, and the I6 really felt…

Suddenly I know why I keep getting screamed at by my Mom for not responding to her texts that I never get. I'm guessing there might be another Nick on the Verizon network...

Am I the only one that thinks these national alerts need to be prefaced with something like this to get everyone's attention?

Hey now! The Rumble Bee could be had with a Borla exhaust, and it had that body kit looking stuff tacked on.

It's already been mentioned, but the skyline stolen in Canada is probably the most epic story ever. If it is not fully documented and put into #1, I will be terrible upset.