MrCrash
MrCrash
@Alfisted: I will do the same!
Meh. I bought myself a cheapo bamboo iPad case to complete my hipster ghillie suit, and that was it. I'd have jumped on a few of the deals, but the first steps of making a hipster ghillie suit are to quit your job and burn all your cash. They should really probably save those parts for the end...
I'll take the lesbian model with the spring-mounted boobs for realistic jiggling action, please. It will look great on my Sebring.
~~Guide to buying tools~~
Kia Rio. I wasn't sure if I should set myself or the car on fire.
The most important part is missing.
Is it sad that my only knowledge of cricket is the bat and it's uses for zombie defense, and my knowledge of The Ashes is from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?
@corporateoppressor: As seen in the video above, a combination of bad luck and no driver skill can kill any vehicle.
Looks like it's time for a 6.1 Hemi swap!
@corporateoppressor: I'm sorry, could you repeat that? It's hard to understand you with your head wedged up your ass.
Meh. I drive trucks. Just my thing (I hate the environment, despise the future, and enjoy running over little kids and small animals). I drive a Ram, and am really not concerned about these results. Why? If I am injured in an accident, I am less likely to get out and murder the other driver. Jail tends to prevent one…
@McBeese: I think you mean a few chimps and murderers. Leave the puppies alone!
@Lando Griffin: You could also do MUCH worse.
UPS leaves my packages in the rain and steps on them. FedEx throws my packages from the sidewalk up against my house. They almost took out my front window throwing my replacement Logitech G19.
5.66 Jigawatts!
Ugh. I feel as though someone shoved a turd in my ears. Time to clean them out with some real music.
@TyphoidKitten: I tried watching a book once. It just sat there and did nothing.