Oh noes! Another dollar for my plan!

Have Hooters provide staffing for all TSA checkpoints. Ticket sales will triple from male travelers, and any terrorists passing through an American checkpoint for the first time would most likely prematurely detonate.

@Nick Holla: Agreed. Not all of us truck drivers are inbred retards.

@Itschrome: Out of curiosity, what kind of car do you drive? I just want to know so that I can start associating it with bat-shit crazy people.

1) That is not a big truck. A full-size, yes, but not big. That's the smallest form of Ram you can buy. I came in expecting to see a lifted diesel 2500 4x4.

Big can be beautiful. But if you make something big, take away all the curves, and beat it with an ugly stick, you have a recipe for lonely nights on the dealer lot. I foresee many quarts of Ben & Jerry's 5w30 in this car's future.

Honda Ridgeline

For me, the zombie obsession all started many years ago in a mansion located in the hills of Raccoon City.

@Ryans92L: I'd like to say my slaughtering of the German language was meant to reflect the slaughter of that poor Boxster. However, as a lazy American that took a year of German in high school many years ago, I'll just be honest and admit that it took all my knowledge of the language to get that far. Thanks for the…

Das ist scheisse!

At first glance, I thought RoboCop was driving...

@th.visitor: I'm glad to hear that you've grown to be a better person. People that do what you did or key cars for stupid reasons rank only slightly higher than child molesters and people that kill puppies in my book.

@blyan-reloaded:

@slowurroll: Herd mentality and the laws of magnetism.

@th.visitor: Not quite. Physical damage goes far above and beyond a simple note. I was disappointed to find your story didn't end with "one day the car's owner caught be and broke both my legs".

This is why I park as far out as possible. People are dumb and can't park. I'd rather walk a mile than get a door ding. If I had a vehicle I didn't care as much about I'm sure I'd park up front with the rest of the world, but for now I'm usually that barely visible red speck way out at the back of the lot.

@octasquid wants ripfire4s 2bstar'd: Thats...a great idea! With the entire internets at my disposal, I completely forgot I could do that.I know what I'm doing when I get home.

@brandegee: Class Awesome!

@mynameisjay: This could look good.. It just needs to be recycled.