I'd totally drive that thing!

@AMGkiller: Please explain yourself. I'm too dumb to understand what you are saying.

@cdwalker: I'd like to know as well. I'm curious as to why I'm dumb.

@Tiberiuswise: 'Round these parts, your nuts don't get bigger, you just have more of them. I think these trucks have a 5-pair minimum (4 if they are all chrome).

That was creepy. I refreshed Gizmodo and saw an iPhone with my name on it.

@Subliminal Bukkake: Or for people with functional brains.

@Robb Nunya: I just made that up, but now I'll have to try it!

@videobeagle: Without him, I'd probably be thin, but not anywhere near as well-fed. He is the reason I can kinda cook.

@Subliminal Bukkake: The problem is learning how to apply that technique to other meals. Pan seared rib-eye steak is wonderful. Pan seared mac & cheese? far from it. Some people are just incapable of learning when not to do something like that.

@4th_Dimension: I love the new Ram! In fact, I bought one a few months ago.

I give them credit for trying. However, I don't think I'll be swayed from my current combo of an Android phone and an iPad. It gives me the best of both worlds.

What's the point of comparing $21k trucks to a $28k truck, just because they are in the same "class". That's like comparing a $30k sedan to a $40k sedan, and acting surprised that the $30k sedan didn't beat it in every way. I think Dodge and GM are the real winners in that you can spend ~30% less than you would on a…

@underwear-ninja: Gasp! I have been found out! Time to bury my shame deep in the woods, along with the three dead hookers sitting in the bed of my truck.

@Jordan Carroll: Nope. It's the same giant fat red one iOS people had a while ago. It's part of the new episode that they had developed. Andriod is just a month or so behind the iOS people in getting it.

I already own a Ram 1500. If they want to change the name, go for it! If I get another one, I'll just remove all the badging from that one as well.

@underwear-ninja: Yay! I seem ok!

@zross312: I think they are just catching the android users up to the iOS version. I know I had these levels on my iPad a while ago.

Plum crazy. A good second would be the deep amethyst pearl Dodge used on the Dakotas and Durangos in the late 90s. It looks absolutely beautiful in the sun.

@Bryanv2: I feel I have suddenly developed an interest in modern musical performers. I may have to attend one of her rhythmic ceremonial events to determine the extent of my interest in her talents.

@TheAntiCat: I plan on it! As soon as I have the expendable income and the garage space, I plan on getting one.