MrCrash
MrCrash
MrCrash

@Rusty Van Horn: Love it! I'm partial to the charger-faced magnum, but that just looks awesome!

Aside from the taillights, I like it!

Is it mating season? I see a ship with a large sack and a bunch of privates at one end.

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We cover LeMons and exotics here quite well. I think it's time to fill in the open spot with "Average Guy DIY"

Ugh. Sorry for stopping in. I'll let myself out.

Not bad. I prefer these Bizzarrini engine shots instead.

When a "sports car" weighs enough to knock around an 18-wheeler, you know it's time to add some lightness (or tack on a bed and find a new market).

Hmm. Might have to wander over and check out the action.

What's the different between a Geek and a Hipster? The extra zero at the end of their yearly income.

Carbon emissions, eh? Just for that, I'm gonna eat a bag of charcoal and fart in their general direction!

For a while I pointed and laughed. Then I just settled for shaking my head. Then I started working in Detroit and realized that the Donks are probably the only well-kept cars down there that aren't new, so kudos to Mr. Donkman for keeping his car going in style.

@V6Focus: I still do. Thankfully I've developed a good sense of when and where it's safe. Seems they don't bother you going downtown. They wait for you to make the trip back home.

Pretty good article! I love the fact that it's written by a fellow Detroiter.

@token_liberal: I'm having trouble figuring out which part of that makes it a non-street car. Maybe I'm just confused because here in Detroit a tubbed out blown pro-street car can and will be used for a daily driver, and pretty much anything goes as far as performance mods. I understand that they would have a hard

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@Mazarin: If they are female, the gravity directly under them increases by 1000x just long enough to suck their panties to the ground.

Some say he's the dumbest man alive, and that poor career choices come naturally to him... all we know is, he's no longer The Stig!

How would I modernize Lotus? By doing nothing. Anything more would be like telling Scarlett Johansson to eat a bucket of Crisco and get a boob job. The end results might please some people, but you just destroyed something that was already perfect in every way.