I kinda disagree with #3 on one point. Holding a 5 car gap is NOT safer, at least around here. That just means everyone and their uncle is racing up to try and fill in. Before you know it, 6-7 cars are wedging themselves in and you are stomping on the brakes. Then again, most drivers here are about as smart as the…

@TheAntiCat: That's true. I'd just need to find some good stuff to trade...

@SynthOno: I dunno about that. Cows were smart enough to let themselves get stored in enclosed pastures and turned into delicious steaks.

The product placement in that video is unbearable.

@zeeboid: Triple heart click!

This gives me dangerous ideas. If I wasn't broke, I'd be on Craigslist right now.

@vdiddy210 - Is Now Rolling a Dinan S2 E39 M5. The Concrete Cowers in Fear: That's awesome, and exactly what I need!

Even without the help of a BMW X3, the owner of this disaster WILL have offspring at some point.

@staySICK: Thanks for the link. reading through now.

@wheatieboy: That's a great idea! I need to think of something along those same lines for the damn hippy hybrids around here.

@dflisser1: Thank you for off-setting the damage my truck is doing to the environment. I suddenly don't feel so bad about averaging 15.5mpg knowing that someone is doing their part to make up for it. I salute your efforts, and my next 1/4 mile drag run will be done in your honor.

Unlike these idiots, the new BMW X3 only blows smoke up your ass!

That fwuffy wittle dawggie looks like it's gonna chew out your heart and crap in the hole the moment you remove the safety seal.

I give this a great BIG meh. Call me when they build something to compete with the big boy phones.

I'd love to have this. If anyone tries to punch me, I'll deflect their fist with my iPad!

Someone set him on fire! I've always wanted to see how far a flaming dildo could pilot a Segway.

@snap_understeer_ftw: Fat chicks need loving, too. There is just a cut-off point. Even my truck has a GVWR.

@Maymar: I'd MUCH rather let them suffer the inconvenience of finding another car to drive.

Get in, sit down, buckle up, put your feet on the floor and hands in your lap. You control YOUR window, unless I ask you to open the rear slider. The radio is MY radio. Touch it and die. Dirty shoes, wet/smelly things (and people), and animals need not apply for entry, you are permanently banned unless given explicit…