Meh. Already been done. Here's the one I've been using for the last year or so.

@tucker augie'ben'doggy: Good! Be sure to buy yourself a cookie while you are out. You've earned it!

@tucker augie'ben'doggy: Be a good consumer and go buy another one.

@catsmasher: Would you like to buy a vowel?

Why do I have the sudden urge to go find the biggest, ugliest, leakiest, most hippy-rage inducing POS I can find, and park it there for an extended shopping session?

@$kaycog: Woah! I'd gap her plugs!

Hopefully none of my friends read this and get any ideas. I'd really hate to kill them. I just waxed my truck, and don't want to get it all muddy driving out into the far reaches of the woods again to go, uh....camping.

Tis a sad day indeed. Excuse me while I go leak man-tears in my fortress of nerditude.

@Nat3: That deer would be dinner if it pulled that crap on my dog. Stupid critter.

Figures the Brits would go for a vehicle that would lead them to the same slaughter they got the first time. They would have to stick to the main roads while the Americans can go into the dirt, fields, and forests, and take them out as opportunities arise. At least they will be able to run away quickly.

Perfect timing. I just decided last night that I need more turbo dodge in my life. This just fueled that need.

@DrunkenMessiah: Gotta love those turbo Dodges!

@ShibbyUTman: They have a Ram R/T currently, but it's just stiffer suspension, taller rear gear ratio, a higher stall torque converter, and different trans tuning. I have one :D

So....how many ways will AT&T find to castrate it to prevent it from impacting iPhone sales?

@arozzi: I've been told the same, but I'm gonna stick to what I was told by a former Chrysler tech: Drive it nice for 500 miles, change the oil, and have fun. I'll probably give it another 500 miles after that of harder driving before I start adding performance parts.

I voted NP because it's probably a fun truck, but it hurts to see a Chevy v8 under the hood when there are a number of great choices from Chrysler/Dodge or AMC.

Just driving around to put miles on the Hemi in my Ram R/T to get it broken in. I'm getting impatient, and want to start opening it up!

@koohyar.hasani: They will make a note that the moisturizer indicator was triggered on your current phone, and void your warranty.

@tech-tard: The foxconn workers are in the processor. They are much faster at arranging bits and processing workloads ;)