@iamthejae: The souls are already in the battery. How else would it be powered?

Meh. All the horsepower in the world, and it will still be a Hyundai.

@Jon Trow: If it's going to be people-sensitive, I think the explosion from a Lucas encounter would be an explosion of equal parts pure awesome and flaming dog crap. I was going to say Michael Bay would get the millions of flaming shards explosion, but then I realized that it would also have to level a city block and…

What's next? A phone made of the dreams of children that explodes into millions of flaming shards whenever reality gets too close?

For some reason I read the title as "This Is Happiness On Pikes Peak Right Now". I guess it works both ways.

Steve Jobs personally urinated on the first production run!

@mricyfire: Midgets need phones, too. Or maybe they bought it for their 4 year old. He's the coolest kid in pre-school!

Those who live in stone houses should not throw glass phones.

@sucker for project car hell: ROAD TRIP!

@Christian Riber: Cruise would never drive an auto. He prefers to grab a knob and slide the shaft into place until he reaches his destination.

@OMGItsWeasel: Maybe he's a Lord of the Rings fan, and assumes that anything coming out of New Zealand has been blessed by the Elrond of Rivendell?

@stuntdriver: Since it appears to be at a drag strip, I'd imagine it only has to blow one transmission for second (unless it can coast faster than the car it's racing).

Mitch Hedberg FTMFW!!!!!!!

That red one makes me want to fly to England and try to drive it back home.

I might try this out. Can't be any worse. For some reason lately it's taken to draining the battery in 10 hours without even making a call or using the internet.

The sky is blue because Chuck Norris hates the color green.

@brandegee: That's fer them queer folk over in San Fransisco. Ya'll ain't gonna see no cop with any shred o decency drinkin no half frap double mocha chai crap with a newfangled 4 grain muffin out here. We like our coffee black and our donuts glazed, just the way God intended fer it to be.

I'll take em on in my truck. I'm pretty sure I can crush a Mini.

Dixie horns or GTFO.