Everything is working up here in the Motor City. If anything my 3g signal seems better than ever.

Needs more turbo diesel.

M809 5-ton 6x6.

@Killjoy: I'm holding out for a Gonk phone myself. Built to last and can recharge my other devices.

Lose the vents and chop the price down to about 1/3, and we'll talk. Otherwise GTFO (but leave the crack).

@G-Squared: Properly focused, my ps3 diode blu-ray laser starts to cause unpleasant warmth in skin within seconds. I'd imagine something with somewhere between 10 and 100 times the power would cause that same feeling a little quicker.

yay! Google loads at a decent speed again on my crappy laptop!

@Tossed Accord Taco Salad all over Malibu's face: Your concern is touching. Thankfully I am a doctor, and certified in bottomology. If she could just step into my office, I will verify that this "safety device" is up to spec, and swap it out for an appropriate model (assuming she is required to wear one at all).

@SEDAGIVE?!: Agreed. When no mention of Verizon came up, that single expletive became a long string, punctuated by some short bursts of crying, and one flying chair.

I want an extra-thick one made from superball material. That way I can throw it at something (someone) and have it bounce right back to me.

@BMRFILE: I wish there was a smite button next to the heart button, just for you.

@Shadowman615: The two BPs in my area deserve to get hurt. Both suck, and need to take it up the arse. Thankfully a new station opened in my area that sells 93 so I can stop giving them my money.

@mynameisjoe: They have benches outside, right?

I can do this to!

Mmmmm, Charger.

I needs me a porsche. Instead of hot womens falling all up on my truck, I just get crackheads and homeless people arguing with my bumper.

Alright everybody now here we go.

Chewie is impressed by the number of smugglers Boba Fett can fit under the hood of his latest ship, the Slave V.