Lose the G8 and gimme an SR-71. You'd think more Jalops would of gone for it since I'm sure that most of them can relate to a vehicle that leaks like crazy sitting still, but goes like stink once fired up.

Such a helpful citizen! I don't know many people that would be so willing to help others achieve their goals. This man obviously aspired to needing a handicap spot, and now he can have it!

The price may be a bit high, but I'd still pop her top and row her gears.

@Coreboy: Feeble old coke-head

"back-seat passengers would be protected in crashes by smacking into a vinyl-covered bosom"

Two things:

@ProfessorSlowmobile: I'm not sure why, but I love the Kia hamster commercials.

@76Eldo: Ray could show off his special method of checking spark plug gap through the tailpipe using only his carry-on luggage!

@philaDLJ: A good rub, some brining, and low heat even in a cheap smoker with some decent cherry and apple wood chips will have a pork butt that tastes wonderful.

Listening to that woman(?) talk made me want to kill things. Is that normal?

Smart cars. One on each foot.

For conceiving a baby in a Cobalt, you and your partner are given matching rug burns, your choice in STD, and years of regret.

Needed more paddles, but still full of bad-assery.

@Møbius: 1) Post responses to articles

Once they start bringing in tons of cash, what's to stop them from releasing larger models? Imagine the chaos of driving a DD-Series through a major city in India.

Even if you win in a Prius, you still lose.

@GasGuzzler: Your too nice. I generally only do that for fellow Chrysler vehicles. Occasionally if I'm in a really good mood I'll let in a Ford or Chevy. If the back says Toyota, Honda, Hyundai, etc, or any of their sub-brands, I put on my ass hat and fill the gap.