@KTown Hoonboy: I do almost the exact same thing. I figure it'll do them good to hear what an American v8 sounds like.

@slackinfux: At least the ones in crumpled heaps or on fire have the original drivetrain.

It seems Micheal Bay has accepted my script for Transformers 3 in which Scarlett Johansson is drafted to help the war while in the middle of a lingerie shoot, and the only way she can defeat the decepticons is by stripping.

If St. Bernards can deliver booze to people stuck in the snow, then poodles can deliver trendy hybrids to yuppies.

Seat warmers.

@Back In Time: You just need to work out a signal system. When my friends drive with me, they know when I have both hands on the wheel to STFU and let me concentrate.

I guess his wife made him get something more economical.

Kroger discount gas card FTW! I gotta eat, so by feeding my fat arse, I get discounts on the gas needed to haul it places.

@$kaycog: There once was a curvy young lass,

I feel bad for laughing.

@oddfish: I assumed you were talking about Michigan until I realized there was no mention of pot holes.

There are two for me. The first is the only car to ever try to kill me, and the second is the only one to ever get me openly laughed at by a group of people.

Top Gear and CSI are the only shows my grandmother and I can discuss and know what each other is talking about. Unfortunately, with me living in the States and her living in England, we have to take into account the season differences, and not give anything away.

@Chrisnyc1213: Just think how much fun it would be to drive by a group of bikers on the side of the road!

Meh. I dodge bigger driving home from Detroit.

Makes sense, since the mighty BBC can only be beaten by a Mopar.

@doomonu: Someone should of told her not to park on level 5 in spot AA-23.

Two years and I still pamper my truck when I can. We have our moments when we fight, but I always come crawling back with a bottle of leather conditioner and some chrome polish. Then we make sweet sweet love in the driveway until the stars come out and the seats are too slick to sit in. I rub her hard, curvy body in…

Where are teh Stig?

Woah! I'd put my kingpin into that slot any day!