Manziel says he and Gordon are testing themselves and staying positive.

You know how inherently stupid that point is, right? We don’t have to address one issue at a time. We don’t have to find a way to reduce suicide numbers before we tackle car accidents before we tackle gun crime before we tackle whatever.

You’re right. Bulls over Tune Squad in six.

giving up 4 goals probably minimizes those college prospects as much as anything.

Reporter: What were you thinking out there?

You didn’t get it.

The 0-3 Cardinals have struck out a combined 37 times in their three losses.

For a meal, falafel.

UNC players should look at the bright side. It’s not like they have to get back to class this week.

That’s just not how we’re raised. As you can tell, like I said again, it’s the Bible belt. It’s just something that’s, I wouldn’t even say frowned upon, just something that’s nonexistent in most southern homes.

When you ball up your hand it turns into a fist.

Neat little fact: the “crosse” in “lacrosse” means the stick itself. In other words, lacrosse is French (or bastardized French-Canadian) for “the lacrosse stick.”

In this country, Brown people don’t do well trying to assert themselves to authority figures.

Jozy’s most clinical finish in years.

Do you have trouble making eye contact with Petchesky and Moskovitz on payday?

They’re 19 year old kids who witnessed a ferocious dunk in probably the biggest game they’ve ever played. Why do you care?

AND you’ve got the best college team in the NBA.

It’s totally believable that they’d do this to avoid Hard Knocks. Jeff Fisher has a history of avoiding distractions from the regular season like preseason TV shows or postseason playoff games.

Meanwhile, the Browns are looking to find “the current Johnny Manziel.”

I'm guessing if they can't find him he was probably an eligible lineman.