This is such bullshit.

Counterpoint: Everything about this video makes me abjectly sad.

I dunno, it depends on where it’s playing. The quality of the Theater should play into your decision. Also, are you buying tickets from the box office, or third party? So many questions really, there's no good way to answer this based on the information you've presented.

Sorry for the confusion but I actually work at Peet’s now.

Of course, the day after No Gay Thursday is known as Casual Biday.

I’m sorry, but you can’t pay a millenial anything decent, because they’ll just spend it on artisinal mayonnaise, vinyl copies of 90s albums, rainbow flag bandannas, and marihuana cigarettes.

Playing for the Brewers for a couple of years should clear this right up.

I think it was pretty telling that Durant was trying to hit pull-up shots from near the logo during their game against Golden State. I think there is a possibility of mind games when other superstars play them and feeling they can trade with Steph at his own video-game-breaking game.

How’s that? The head official is obligated to talk to the captain who is the delegate of the manager on the field. If the captain can’t convey the explanation (or the manager won’t accept it), then what’s the head official supposed to do? Just accept the manager having a huff? I applaud the officials, here. Players,…

Sorry if I’m merely confused here, but were you unsure if Andre 3000 is on the track? He’s definitely there; Kanye says “3 stacks, can you help me out?” and Andre says “30 hours” every time for the rest of the song.

This is Bill Bradley’s best chance.

Rousey went on to say that she wants her next fight to be a rematch with Holm.

Chelsea just continues to clear room for future superstar Matt Miazga

the numbers are likely eye-watering.

I’m starting to think there may be a brisk business to be done in writing pop songs that appeal to Republican candidates.

I don’t have any friends. Stop making assumptions, dipshit.

Johnson technically is not allowed to retire. He is locked into a two year contract on my fantasy football team and you better believe I will take him to court if he refuses to play.

The switch from cross country to track is a signal that deep down he really wanted to be caught.

I’m not going to jump to any conclusions until I have all the facts, but it appears that Eisenhauer made two mistakes. The first is that he senselessly and maliciously murdered a 13 year old girl. The second is that he did not attempt to run from the police.