Troy Aikman: Never had a problem with 12's in Seattle. Not sure I ever saw one. Though, to be fair, I’ve met plenty of insufferable 4's and 5's.

Is it just me or do Seahawks fans remind you of people who came into money quickly, only to discover they can’t handle being rich?

That the New York Jets have, in fact, won a Super Bowl.

HamNo would critique this guys form and discuss how he’s neglecting his core. Then he’d bitch about yogurt for 5,000 words.

I can’t speak for all of the Broncos, but from the games I’ve watched, Demaryius Thomas shuts down in cold weather like a ‘94 Chrysler.

Whenever the End Times come, we need to make sure we save Antonio Cromartie for re-population purposes.

3. Tom Brady snapped at him when he tried to pull Brady’s face out of a bag of dog treats he left lying around.

“Shit, I got all that stuff and a dart board in my basement.”

shut the fuck up

Mock Jim Tomsula ALL you want. Dude had his contract paid off when he was fired. He made $14-million for coaching one miserable year of football. Do you know how much Costco instant mashed potatoes $14-million buys? Jim Tomsula does!

Interviewer: Now that you are retired, are you concerned about CTE?

I also love the ridiculous insinuation that there was actually a legitimate threat of OBJ getting beaten with a bat on the field during warm ups.

So Beckham balked at Ball, who was brandishing a baseball bat for Bene Benwikere? And Brad beckoned Beckham to back up from Ball’s bat?

“Hey hun, would you mind spending the next couple of hours watching something that you have zero interest in?”

I’ve been in the field studying the American Plumlee population for the last decade. It is no easy thing. I’ve tranquilized and tagged nearly 300 adult male Plumlees during my time in the wild. I’ve counted thousands more on “trap cameras” set up in arenas and around private colleges. My best estimate as to the size…

but it’s hard to imagine any team refusing to follow through and choosing a very stupid hill to die on

Right? Like goddamn Madeleine, maybe sit a few plays out.

And we’ll never see the suit that Ray Lewis wore during last night’s pregame again.

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."