This summer, Vin Diesel is Mrs. Dalloway

Man, people that go to Harvard just can’t seem to catch any breaks

Point taken Wagner, but I bet none of these contraptions will sleep with my wife.

Man that is messed up, and right after he shoots Richie Incognito, I really think we need to take his guns away from him.

Thankfully it was blurred out on the Japanese broadcast, so no one at home saw how dreadful it truly was.

Thoughts and prayers

Come on, you’re better than this! My wife and I play in a bowling league together and we’re not fucking.

I’m beginning to get to that stage where I’ve looked at this guy’s jumpshot so often and with such focus that every single jumpshot looks weird now, like when you start saying a word over and over again and it loses meaning

Thoughts and prayers were reported near the scene at 3:20 PM today.

Hopefully people read the entire article because there’s an all time simmons paragraph where he compares the people in the Patriots scandal to the characters in Almost Famous, which sounds like something you would make up if you were trying to parody a simmons article.

It’s nice to see the before picture of the kids who write those sweet letters to the Vikings kicker after he blows the game.

To be fair, he usually just hangs around the Ponies

It’s technically not napping when you’re running a length of garden hose from the tail pipe into the cab of the vehicle. 

Incidentally, I have been buying a helluva lot more beer under this administration.

Honestly both.

These fans are misunderstood. They just want good soccer and the trains to run on time. That’s all they want.

So now it’s just he said vs she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said,…

I loathe Barstool but PMT is not even close to being in its shitty, misogynistic 37-year-old-frat-guy orbit. PFT Commenter and Dan Katz are successful because they know how ridiculous these mouth-breathing morons with no perspective on sports (or life) can be. I think even the PMT guys dislike being associated with…

PMT is not barstool as far as I’m concerned. It’s not bro culture. It’s just a comedy podcast..

As someone who avidly listens to Pardon My Take but very seldom finds myself reading Barstool Sports, I think it’s important to note that PMT is unique in that it does not rely on the humor referenced in this post (played out sexist, racist, etc. jokes), and instead seeks to satirize all of the stupidity that happens…