Am I just missing sarcasm here? Otherwise, your math is brutal.

I imagine that he thought Roger would be coming across the court to take away the obvious shot down the line, so he tried to wrong-foot him.

Mahershala is one cool dude. Guy isn’t phased in the slightest.

There’s Ronaldo - One of the greatest soccer players of all-time, Brazilian.

Your focus on stats and metrics leaves out a crucial element: It’s downright depressing to watch Rose play. It induces more anxiety than the human body can handle.

I believe Drew is thinking about the question in terms of both quality AND quantity. You’ll never see a splooge pile as big as a diarrhea shitstorm.

I’m not exactly sure how to properly thank you for this great piece, so I will just say that I could read multiple novels written by you about hand-wrapping.

Did he trip you on the sidewalk or something? These are perfectly tolerable songs. How dare he.

I hate to be a highlight truther.

IMO, the Big Twist to me is that you think “William = MiB” was the Big Twist. Westworld has you by the balls, man.

Drew, you used “$200 million” “1.0" and “4-4-2" in your pitch.

Yo, my dude. He was gonna pass the ball. Sit this one out.

Yo, my dude. He was gonna pass the ball. Sit this one out.

When the water in the gulf rose...

Yeah, something about with access.

This, and nothing else comes close.

This is my favorite thing you’ve ever written, Tom. And that’s coming from a guy who loved your work on Dr. Feelgood.

My (somewhat crotchety) thoughts: If you pay for your ticket, you should be able to stand whenever you want. If the prospect of people standing in front of you is bothersome, invest the money you would spend on a ticket into a TV.

If you think that was cutting edge stuff, you might like to know that the Browns planned it back in September 2015, to be performed after their next touchdown.

I really hope young Karamoko has staying power. I would hate to bid him adu.