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Well you're just a bucket of fun, aren't you?

I, too, hate comedy and the ability to laugh at yourself.

Great Taste, Mass Killings

Keith Van Horn should be present on every single one of these lists.

+1 laser show

“How far can you punt a football?”

I don’t know, man. I happen to think my city is better than your city.

Can you send me a message on here in 48 hours when you smack your head and realize that you missed the original joke? I just want to know what that euphoria feels like.

Put this on a monument.

Oh, to be a fly on the wall in Hamilton Nolan’s cube while he reads this.

You aren’t going to hook us up with any info on country/league?

“Hey, if you all make the Finals, I’m going to be there wearing your jersey. Just wanted to let you know that.”

We’re talking about Australia here. This is the 27th most deadly animal that could’ve invaded the pitch.

I demand that the Buffalo Wild Wings/Bennigan’s tie be broken. Get Denton in on it.

T.O., if you read this, forget about the gold jacket. Get a Kevlar one.

Have you been to a pickup court recently? He’s definitely making every 15-year old in America worse.

Freedom from whipping out a TI-85 to eat...

That’s why Young Metro don’t trust you.