Sorry if I’m merely confused here, but were you unsure if Andre 3000 is on the track? He’s definitely there; Kanye says “3 stacks, can you help me out?” and Andre says “30 hours” every time for the rest of the song.

Well, it was a relatively mediocre sketch from last night’s solid show. But because it didn’t play like one of the sketches from the Best Of: John Belushi DVD, the “not funny since the 70s” trolls are undoubtedly on their way here.

“What, now we have to physically lift them up, too??” - Germany

Nobody predicted a 20-30 point loss without Duncan. Not one single person. Not you, not your friends, not your favorite sportscaster. Sure, most people would predict a Warriors win with Timmy on the bench, but nobody predicted a blowout. This Spurs team, before last night, had the highest point differential in league…

Wait, when did Hamilton Nolan switch over to Deadspin?

The guy that took the first shot owes him a beer, because holy fuck was that a bad look from 40 feet with 5 seconds still on the clock.

I can’t speak for all of the Broncos, but from the games I’ve watched, Demaryius Thomas shuts down in cold weather like a ‘94 Chrysler.

This reminds me of the time Kluwe went to that middle school and spent all day giving out Super Atomic Wedgies.

Nah, your comment just wasn't funny and was wholly unnecessary.

Really? Cat puns?? You fuckin’ pussy.

Goddamnit, this fucker went to my high school.

If Vine was nothing but the duck army and the video of the guy in flip-flops crossing over the toddler, I would have the app open 24/7 on my phone.

Yeah, we’ll start adding that to stat sheets.

The thing I’m going to miss most about Zlatan is how beautifully screamable his name is.

Accountant here: Any chance you could change this title? It’s hard enough for us to get laid, and that’s without people thinking we endorse awful scams.

I’m VERY confused as to how the fees aren’t considered revenue. Maybe “revenue” here really meant “profit”?

Screamer indeed.

Oh. Oh.

Winner of this fight takes on Oddibe McDowell’s water bill for the Intercontinental Championship.

Steph Curry is so good that he has ruined pickup basketball in this country. The presidential candidate who promises to ban all 17 and 18 year olds from taking step-back 3s that clang off the side of the backboard gets my vote.