I live in San Francisco

The decision by the Bills fan base to dominate fan-related activity is so unanimous it’s scary. Did they send a memo out to everyone in August? Can Deadspin get its hands on that memo? Somebody in the Rochester area do us all a favor and hit up tips@deadspin.com

I watched the highlight video- he was able to get Jozy Altidore a goal. That’s all I need to see to declare him the best soccer player of all-time.

“We are Gawker Media, and when it comes to serious issues like this, we know where to draw the li- hey, why are you all laughing? Come back!”

You all dropped this late on a Thursday evening to make sure HamNo couldn’t backdoor his way into authoring this post, right?

Eh, I liked it better than Black Mass.

Freshman year of college. Week before finals, so everyone is getting that last bit of drinking in. I went to a party with a friend at his coworker’s apartment. I didn’t know the guy throwing the party, or really anyone else there. Cop drives by, tells the owner he won’t bust the party, but he wants to talk to the guy…

This is the most ignorant thing I've read in a while.

The NW Arkansas airport should just be called Wal-Mart International, right?

Got any calendar openings this month? I need your services at a crucial housewarming party. I’m going to be meeting my neighbors, and the festivities are going to need a hoot or two.

ND grad here - we have an unbelievable number of “traditional” fans, people who believe in this amateurism bullshit.. Some of these oldies have pockets of unfathomable depth. IMO, Fr. Jenkins is acting as more of a political candidate than speaking on his own behalf. He’s saying what the money wants to hear.

Haven't read it, but it's definitely just 9 Honda Civics with various interiors, right?

I’ll only buy it if there’s a chapter analyzing Jorge’s reaction to the gift basket.

I don’t endorse smoking, but hot damn throwing punches with a cigarette in your mouth is some Clint Eastwood 2.0 shit.

Is this an argument about fanbase, scheduling, religion, conference alignment, or rankings? Let’s hit one at a time here. (Disclaimer: ND grad)

Leslie, how can you love Ryan Adams and hate Ed Sheeran?

That sports baby has a very keen sense of camera awareness. Keep tabs, Deadspin.

Teams come and go, but Pacific Northwest rivalries live forever.

Be careful out there, fellas. I offered a lady-of-the-night cash considerations for a 2 hour tryst, and now Luke Ridnour lives in my basement.