Connaughton is a stud out of Notre Dame that got written off for a couple reasons, the big one being that he was the Baltimore Orioles fourth-round draft pick.

“You tryna get the eggplant?”

“Bullshit” - Josh Hamilton

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Sports fans long ago learned to accept our male heroes as anything but heroic. It’s time to let our women be the same.

The Cavaliers taking 2 games so far pleases me, because “Give LeBron the ball and rebound for him” is simple enough to make me believe an NBA coaching gig isn’t outside my range of possibilities.

Good to see Perk get meaningful minutes in the playoffs.

Hi Riley, I’m writing a piece on the influence of former NBA players in sports broadcasts. To help me write my lede, can you talk about Jalen Rose’s impact on his former opponent Shawn Marion in this series?

...continuing through 2011, I and others on the FIFA executive committee agreed to accept bribes in conjunction with the selection of South Africa as the host nation for the 2010 World Cup.

I think the age-old adage “Don’t knock it til you’ve tried it” applies here.

two APD officers searching through Jones’s car, where they find... a “shitload” of condoms...

We who are about to die, toast you.

When I was a kid, Moises Alou gave my brother and I fist bumps.

“See! Since he’s been in the league he’s gone from dead humans to dead animals. That’s progress! I’m doing a good job! I’M DOING A GOOD JOB!” - Goodell

Gokul was this close to taking the mic out of the stand and dropping it after “nunatak”. It would have been a Top 10 television moment of 2015.

For a guy who “unintentionally” took a lot of substances in his career, it’s good to see him intentionally take a walk.

...the Knicks threw nearly 40 more passes per game than the Hawks did this season. Are they beacons of selflessness in a game hijacked by superstar egos?

That’s just despicable. Togo’s sucks.

350 people? Dwight Howard? That’s not a crowd waiting out a storm, that’s the line to receive this month’s child support.

When Torres saw this he threw his remote at the TV, killing one of his neighbors in the process.