It sounds bad, until you realize they only had to run a qatar-marathon, which is only like 6.5 miles.

Oh man, this kind of harsh act will set Macedonia-Gibraltar relations back centuries. Think of the children, Gibraltans! THINK OF THE CHILDREN!

Plus the whole “Guy has to go into hiding and has his life ruined” thing.

I didn’t like how Hamlet ended.

Only qualm with this- they could still very well lose this series or not win the World Series. He may even miss the catch. Taking out Bartman doesn’t mean the Cubs are champs.

Wait a second there, Deadspin. I don’t just “leer” at Paulina Gretzky’s boobs. Like Dustin Johnson, I appreciate her for other things, like her ability to score coke.

"Yeah, one of the brahthers ran ovah the otha brothah with the cahh!"

Pfffsssh, this is nothing. Merril Hoge called Trent Richardson a Factor Back this morning.

If you have an open bar, I will attend your wedding and love it, regardless of what food you serve.

If you hate gay people, maybe don't open a pizza place named after the most famous song from a Broadway musical.

If Paul Merson ate a literal crow, it would be the best meal served in England in decades.

This type of fine really puts the money in sports in perspective.

She was mad at me for being late, broke up with me, and now only dates women.

"Et tu, Scoote?"

*Excerpt from Scouting Report on WINSTON, JAMEIS*

Unfortunately for Saban, his assertion that, "Jonathan always rewinds his videotapes before returning them to Blockbuster" was hardly convincing.

I appreciate a good putdown, and I love a good Carson reference. Good stuff.

It took the hospital 8 hours to officially pronounce him dead because he was so good at flopping.

Yeah, this is Team Hernandez headquarters, clearly. These dudes also shill HARD for that hitler guy, imo.

Hi, stress-drinking Notre Dame fan here. Is this grandma available to pet my head and tell me everything will be alright?