Not sure why this is a big deal, Gheorghe used to say, "Who wants to blow (by) Muresan??" on the COURT!

"What, to fuckin' McDonalds? Where the fuck can somebody eat for only $200?" - MJ

What a cock.

What the article doesn't tell you is that Jefferson paid for that lid with $100s he got from his rookie deal with the NETS. A quick calculation indicates that inflation has risen 200% over the past 45 years, so he actually paid about $2,100 for the hat.

Malcolm Gladwell says you need 10,000 hours to become an expert at something.

"And then as soon as he went down on the ground I went over and I was going to football his face. I swear to god, I don't care, I was going to football his face."

This is like when Daulerio left Deadspin but with better hair.

And if this wasn't bad enough, the poor guy places second-to-last on every ranking this site publishes.

And I would like to watch a healthy and rational Peterson run with the ball, because he's the best pure runner I've ever seen

Hi, Notre Dame grad here. Barry, I really wish there was a "NSFW" tag on this post, because now I need new pants AND a new job.

You guys are really grasping at straws because today's games have been significantly less-exciting than yesterday's, huh?

This is going to get me fired for laughing hysterically at work. Samer, do I blame you or Demi for this?

Yeah! And somebody give that towel back to Byron Scott, he's trying to throw that thing!

The reaction from the Philly faithful will be insane. These are the same people who threw snowballs at Santa Claus...

I guess the knife guy really didn't like them apples.

+1 for convenient grocery cart parking

My sophomore year at Notre Dame I stopped at the rec center to get in a game before the night's round of drinking. I teamed up with a few of the women's basketball players. Naturally, the Lady Irish and pale, beer-chunky me found ourselves playing against 4 members of the football team and one of those gym rats who…

Is there a database/ranking with the ugliest game winning shots? Because this deserves to be immortalized.

NCAA: We, the National Collegiate Athletic Association, hereby ban you, Jim Boeheim, for 9 games and revoke 12 scholarships from your program...

I've said it before, and I probably won't ever stop saying it- 2 Chainz is the best.