This list does not include Dr. Evil's sharks with laser beams on their heads, from the Austin Powers movies. This is egregious and deserves correction.

Zac Stacy and 8 Other Reasons To Be Atheist

"Oh, so it's like a script that was born a man but feels like it's actually a woman?" - Goodell

If you had to play with the Cowboys D, you'd kick onsides and go for 2 as well.

+1 lumbar supporter

"Nobody's taken a swing at anybody, but there's a lot of arguing and cursing each other out after games,'' one source said.

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...a copy of the police report, which states that the argument started when Barrett asked Barrett-Clark to leave his apartment, and she refused.

I'm sure I could take a decent shot at Gottlieb based solely on his recent takes, and not his removal from Notre Dame for credit card theft, but.... it's just so easy!

I believe significant visual harm is why the 49ers moved to Santa Clara this year.

"Microfracture? Sounds like he broke his HEART!" - Insert Pundit Here

As a Notre Dame grad, I say the same thing about my actual college ex-girlfriends.

Moore starts off by saying something hard to hear—it sounds like, "I'm good,"—and Kap responds with, "I'm coming for you."

Well, he tends to shit the bed a lot in his blogging, and I've seen the sales numbers on his books...

Ariana Grande still doesn't like them.

Will, how many vacation days do you get a year, and when do you take them? I'm willing to step in for brief interludes.

ESPN and Jay Glazer need to stop and think about their actions. In my experience, Little People don't like to be scooped, plucked, or picked up at all, no matter how you phrase it. It's demeaning.

I sincerely hope he's ok.

Madison Bumgarner is a living continuation of Gary Paulsen's Hatchet series.

I'd like to take this moment to defend William's brother Harry, who acts like he knows it's all a sham, so why not have fun with it. That guy is at least self-aware enough to not seem pompous about their wealth while still spending tons of it.