Snowpiercer is the shit, good pick. Also, have you discussed Zac Stacy in the "Fantasy Player Who Deserves To Die A Slow, Painful Death" section yet? Stick his face out of the train and have Tilda Swinton break it off with a shoe.

Kobe: I'm coming back to break the records.

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I just want to say- these videos and the previews I've seen of the new 30 for 30 on him are making me really reassess how I feel about 84. I think I always wrote him off as a thug, but he seems like an awesome guy, along with being one of the greatest wide receivers of all time.

...two guys puffing up their chests and talking some shit while the rest of the crowd waits for something to happen.

Finally, Powell threw in an anecdote about how a female student did all the work for one athlete, after which "we all ran a train on her."

These poor young women. They have to endure this abuse AND call plays? That's rough.

Sorry Drew, I'd like to read your post, but I haven't looked at anything on the Internet since "My Spoon Is Too Big" blatantly emasculated all of us who have below average-sized penises.

Oh, sure, laugh now. But when you see me wakeboarding on the next sharknado, we'll see who looks "completely stupid", "indefensibly dumb", and "La Russa-esque" then!

Absolutely disgusting.

My Domers are playing at ASU. I'm hoping for some great sideline catches today, too.

"Toure got lucky. That fucking idiot almost put the ball in the goal." - Jozy Altidore

With the kind of shit they serve now, KFC sponsoring a fried human would somehow only be their third-worst idea this month.

In all seriousness- the driver of the car didn't get in trouble for this, right? There's no way this is not on the pedestrian.

Ah, ok, I see the diamonds with her. This explains so much.

Oh man, this is really not going to help FSU's strength of schedule.

+1

Billy, it's ok. It's not your fault you didn't look at the injury report before paying Emma face value for the tickets.

No! We do NOT call Josh McRoberts "McBuckets". That title is reserved for Mr. McDermott.

Really impressed/intrigued by this new technology. Can't wait to see it gain widespread acceptance and usage. Those things almost look real!