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I hate when artists try and define things like genres. It never works in something as subjective as music.

Look, maybe it was my fault for walking into the brothel at 9am. It was the end of a 72 hour orgy of alcohol and nachos. yes, my mental state was certainly below par, but I knew that some good old fashioned poontang from the women of Ho Chi Minh could cure my altogether unsatisfying situation. My carnal tastes are…

You'd be pissed too if your team lost AND that week was your turn to blow the owner.

"Half-black!" - kettle

To be fair, he probably consumed more beer from that one than he did with 6 in his hands.

I was really hoping the video would become the soccer version of the Little League South Park episode. And it did.

*2a) Getting hit by a car while eating an amalgam of the top 10 from Marchman's Cereal list*

This is the worst crime committed by a Karlos/Carlos since Mind of Mencia.

We were both young, when I first saw you

In that guy's defense, that couch looks quite comfortable.

He need more reps! Cuz I gotta buy milk this week! We're out!

Mosley must feel like the middle school rabble rouser who gets sent home early from the big, end-of-the-year field trip. Although we're guessing Mosley did more than pull the fire alarm in the team hotel.

"Pretty ignorant of that guy to assume I'm a woman." - Tony La Russa

*plays video*

"She's not Lennay Kekua, she's real! Well, parts of her."

"No, YOU gotta sit next to Simmons!"

You're a hoot!

The warning screen in St. Louis is effective for a full 24 hours, because it's October, and the St. Louis Comcasts play the game the right way.