To be fair, it became October just before this at-bat. Royals fans haven't been awake in October since 'Nam.

You really gotta hand it to everyone in this video. They waited until an 8PM kickoff to start a fistfight. That's a Jersey record.

I'm not a man of many words!

"Wait, THAT's what 'maize' looks like??? - Devin Gardner

There are barely any unranked players playing in these conferences. Over five years, we saw a handful—there was a linebacker named Jon Shelby who committed to Kansas in 2012 but does not appear on its roster, for example.

Pretty cool of him to get one last round of orders out to the Grantland staff before the suspension:

The Waldos were lucky this walkway wasn't an escalator. Man U fans are in their element when going downhill.

Every time I try to boycott, my mom says, "Wait til your father gets home, he'll beat you for not watching!" and I know I'm in for a rough night.

And it will serve a toilet's purpose when the Lakers come to town.

Is this.... is this in code?

This is still the most positive story about a former football player and a white SUV.

The ESPN SportsCenter app usually has videos of all the goals, and summary highlights within 1-2 hours after the game. Definitely check that out. You'll have to deal with a stupid 15 second Axe Body Spray ad before each video, but hey, I never said it would be easy.

If Goodell hired Roy Hudson to commentate NFL games, I'd be willing to forget the past two weeks. That guy is awesome.

Good footage of Zlatan plying his trade in front of the world famous Sarcastic Swedish, Zurich's most famous sassy announcer duo.

Hi Kluwe!

Daniel, How far can you punt a fifi?

"Roger has determined that he will be a leader in the domestic-violence space."

In Floyd's defense, God really is the next challenge for him. He's beaten up everyone from both genders; it's only right that he next go toe to sandaled-toe with the Almighty.

He's about 30 minutes away from changing his policy on denying healthcare coverage to NFL employees.

in hopes of maybe being the next Jozy Altidore.