Starters I. Williams, K.Russell, D. Daniels, and backup K. Moore.

Return of the Hentai

... You're going to have to specify which of these assclowns is fucking.

Cleveland: Making LeBron shirts out of late-night texts sent by Johnny Manziel

"Don't worry sweetie pie, you're beautiful just the way you are. Now stay right here, I need to figure out which corporate logo I have to hold up for Nick to pass to LeSean."

Barry Sanders, still a valuable addition to a football team.

I hope Stephen's reply to her is harsh. Sources say Beadle just wants to get fucked.

So... college students?

"Now Michael Vick is a very close, personal, deeply involved friend of mine. I have barbecues with the man, I eat with him, I pray with him, and I play with him. Hell, when I needed to add good things about myself to my OKCupid profile, I asked him what he'd say about me. He measures my inseam for me before I buy new…

It's, it's... perfect. +1

The other guy on the SpongeBob pants is his best friend Patrick.

Looks ok to me. In fact, the whole thing seems to be his attempt at a VHookup.

"Ah shit, man, someone beat us to it! They made him <i>balding</i>. So, I guess, just... Black out his face?"

See you again in 2018, Hawkins.

ESPN really fucked up by not having Zlatan as a correspondent for this year's World Cup. He would slice Alexi Lalas to pieces.

The car? A 2014 Chrysler Pod

Don't see how the lack of visibility is a big deal. Most fans haven't seen the Cubs win in months.

The part where Asamoah Gyan is the best forward on the team.

"Well of course they can't HAND them a draw! BLARRRGHHHHHH" - Dan Shaughnessy

Reference: The Unwritten Rules of Baseball