The new Los Angeles Clippers!

#YesAllStoneColds

"Failure is not getting knocked down. It's not getting up ... and I will be divorcing Janay, effective immediately, for as you can see on the security footage, she is a miserable, horrible failure."

If we gave each of you 24 hours to write a short story, whose story would suck the least?

side effects can include "changes in behavior, hostility, agitation, depressed mood, suicidal thoughts or actions"

"Even me, these charts confuse."

How am I supposed to explain this vile character to my children? They shouldn't be forced to see this kind of senseless shit. Look at him there all flaunting his views and whatnot, totally unapologetic for the things he says and does. Clearly this is a man who has lost his way, and will be doomed to hellfire and…

Did they catch the guy that did this? And, more importantly, was he casually walking away from the explosion without looking back?

"Harold, I couldn't agree with you more. Definitely the worst call in MLB history. Definitely. By far. For sure."

This same strategy got me food and shelter for 8 years in the Cromartie household.

This is what happens when a sparrow thinks it's a Hawk.

"Hey, pass me a Busch. What the fuck is a Samuel Adams?" - College.

...and Barry Bonds was Barry Bonds

Chibaby, I totally agree with you dude. These people don't understand the real "meat" of issues like these. so people like us need to spin it for them. You should join us over on meatspin.com. We're always talking about bullshit like this.

The stadium's built,

i am such an outsider to the world of sport but i feel very proud of all playing

I expected more. Klein was talking all week about how he'd "tear that ass up".

fired four shots through the door

Twitter really does have a way of always showing congressional dicks.

I feel like you won this one, Bobby. Better luck with that header next time, though.