Does it bother you that Marchman's shitty list of cereals might be one of your top ten most read articles of 2014?

Two unknown B/M's entered the Burger King

100% agree. +1

but how often do we see passages like these two Arsenal goals? Are there even times where inventive one-touch passing like that gets a guy in scoring position before he misses the chance? And how about anything like Messi here, one man completely shredding an entire defense? Not so much, eh?

"Paralympian? No thank you, I'll take a parapliers!"

Good to see Voronov come to the court the same way Weir most likely hit him - with open hands.

Thank you for putting Martin on top. There is NOBODY who can work a crowd like Steve Martin.

End it like Beckham

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Just so we're clear, "We need a fifth guy, how about Raymond Felton?" has been said more times in a bedroom than on a basketball court.

It actually kind of bangs

become Dominicans by depositing $175,000 "into the appropriate account at the National Commercial Bank of Dominica," and paying the Ministry of Finance another $3,530 in tariffs and fees.

Not sure why this is a big deal. "Ugh, fuck me in the ass" is the usual reaction players have when they get signed by the Nets.

Who are the best dribblers on the Champions Tour? A Ranking

Willing to bend over and take it? Check.

Yes, I will remain living

This is what happens when you make your safeword something difficult like "Evgeni Plushenko"

Well I can't speak for everyone, but when I started figure skating instead of playing hockey, my father said, "I had a dream my life would be so different from this hell I'm living."

"Where is Marcus?"