and Ducky instantly realized picking Wisconsin was a bad idea

"Yes, an actual D1 recruit"

R. Kelly claims he never had any interest in Dakota Fanning

+1

Or, as he's known to his disappointed wife, Sterryl Cousins

Better know a Speller: Emma Ciereszynski

"Stuck in the Artic? You're toe-ing a fine, fine line, man"

Report: The Blackhawks Have Suggested That Patrick Kane Seek Counseling

The original Bush Push

Jordan is physically nourished by the humiliation of others.

This pales in comparison to when Rob's girlfriend turned to ChatRoulette to find lost dong

These "Men At Work" ads are really getting weird...

"Hey Tom Ley, Most Annoying? Go fuck yourself"

incredible 12-deuce...

Are You A Current Or Former Make-Up Person At ESPN?

She just raised the Barr

This is shocking considering Texas's general approval of those who impose the death penalty

Father Pat was supposed to sit next to her, but got sidetracked around Williamsport

Danny Glover, however, remains nonplussed

Jaden Smith grew up in Bel-Air and is a bad rapper?