Coincidentally, No Blue is the most popular strip club in New York

Tulowitzki has a deep bruise

Torts will always punish negligence

NBC LA is so Maloof

+1

Hasn't he seen the number of ladies NFL guys get? He's headed for a Certain Dry spell

And so ended Amar'e's attempt at a Lin-inspired hate crime

"Please let us know when this is over"

The missus wishes my Pepe writhed around that much

Shocker to see him leaning right

What a Joran Vanderslut

This is common among certain student sections. Occasionally my school distributes one of these. It usually just lists opposing players' tweets so we can enjoy their illiteracy. Ah, America.

68 in Beijing, then 71 in London 4 years later? Asia is obsessed with age fabrication

"I usually get rid of my Vorhees around now"

If they really wanted to piss someone off, they would put "Son plays for the Rainbow Warriors"

He's got quite the pedigree to hate LeBron

I've got them second at 20-1 behind Ham Porter and The Beast at 5-1

Well, when you light up the greens, things can be a little rough

While he's sad he's leaving college, RG3 just hopes to join a happy family

Kobe has always been a big fan of periods, that's when he worked late nights downtown