In a tribute to the original founding fathers, the commissioners promised to continue fucking black people

This is why Western Kentucky was not invited to the Atlantic City Bowl

+1 I'm a sucker for a good Gottlieb joke

Tebow says he appreciates the honor, though his 1985 anthem of choice already belongs to Mr. Mister's "Broken Wings"

Someone should tell Andy Reid to put some clothes on.

This is better than the last time someone shoved a pair of puppies in front of an Eagle's face

♫ Coach says you've got to hold on or give to the back

Good to see the rap community proving that beef is worse served bone-in

I knew you the Rodney King riots weren't that violent!

"Yo Hue you look real sad, man. Want some syrup?"

43) 2 Chronicles: He made interwoven chains and put them on top of the pillars. He also made a hundred pomegranates and attached them to the chains.

I'm fine with all of it, as long as Matt Millen doesn't draft the selection committee

Sandusky's quest for a new end begins in earnest

Well I'll be, mama McNabb, he's the spittin' image of our boy Donovan!

Pictured: A severe downgrade in arm candy

Thank God they didn't air @Jizzy49er's tweets, as they belong to Kirk Reynolds

This is all some Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind illusion. See? Jim Carrey is two people to the left

If that's Europe's version of a fence, I can't wait to watch volleyball

That's what you get for giving the ball to a white and not a White

The Bucs needed a new Captain for their H.M.S. Cialis