They should probably vet him before he visits. Then put him through some advanced interrogation, just to determine what his intentions are. Then if necessary, place him in some sort of camp until they determine what to do with people of his kind.

I love how the front half of the cat is in stealth observe mode, and the rear just shifts into attack mode position.

Passengers on the Aaron Hernandez cruise, however, did not have nearly as much fun.

Reefontaine

The recruiting and scheduling aspects of this are insurmountable.

It’s fucking blue and black! Do not start with that shit again.

#blackcoffeematters

It’s Cutler’s own fault for trying to squeeze two cigarettes in between classes.

If a sadder block of text has been written in 2015, I will take your word for it.

Goodell: Fine that rabbit $20,000 for that heinous display

Yeah, dude, I’m a Pats fan, but we were definitely cheating. It’s bullshit do-nothing cheating, sure. It’s not even rosin on the baseball, it’s watering the basepaths or stealing signs.

It would’ve been awesome had the redemption pic just been a giant middle finger in a suit coat.

*Do not stare directly at Happy Fun Ball.

Usually Bears don’t fuck up a pool until September.

The last time I saw that many personlized handshakes Michael J. Fox was sending out Christmas cards.

(Geno, mumbling to himself) ...and with a few well-placed lines, I’ve turned this into a $688.88 check. HA!

Be careful, Samer.

I think what Goodell is trying to say is that he personally believes that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some, uh, people out there in our nation don’t have maps and, uh, I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and, I believe that they…

I’m going pretentious with DeflatorMaus.

Ray, when your Brazilian supermodel wife that makes more money than you do tells you to wear wide lapels, you say “YES!”