No, you’re crying.

Ronda was all out of bubblegum

Lot to comprehend here, but the verdict’s in......

Jerry Gallo?! It was Jerry Callo

“highly impressed with the level of detail, thought, planning and execution” of Exponent’s work

NFL Blitz, NHL ‘94, NBA Jam.

Whoa, thanks for the tip! She def. has that “big haired, blonde bimbo/bombshell” archetype down to a science, but I scouted her out a little bit on IMDB, and she’s so much more! She’s the badass girl who beats the crap out of Keanu while butt-naked in Point Break, fought The Rock in Scorpion King, and actually killed…

chicken fucker!!

you are a garbage person that hates joy

Calm down. It's not like she had a sex change.

When reached for comment, Floyd dodged, then weaved, then danced around for about forty minutes, then kinda batted the question away, smiled a lot, and received the award anyway for some fucking reason.

Older Brother (today): [makes nice one-handed catch of the ball]
Veterinarian (tomorrow): [makes nice one-handed catch of the balls]

Can’t believe she didn’t go for the :eyes: emoji!

That’s “Therapists,” not “The Rapists.”

Congrats Larry. This is the only time during your Lakers tenure where Kobe will give you a pass.

“We’ve all said things and done things that we regret and wish we could take back. I for one regret saying ‘bitch, you aren’t leaving this room’ and ‘I’ll do or buy anything to make this up to you, Vanessa.’”

If there’s two things we know about Michael Jordan, it’s that he likes to gamble and is bad at it.

Best emoticons, ranked:

Much to the chagrin of John Calipari, Willie Cauley-Stein selected the bundle of cash emoji.

If you’re an NBA player with a cat, or if you are an NBA player’s cat, make yourself known.